Here’s the news as of 1/1/20:
Happy New Year!

Next batch of womb sculptures
are due to ship out at the end of March 2020.
To be included in this batch, please send orders in by March 1. Thank you.

Bloomington Clients,
I can deliver Farming For Life’s Ferments to your session!
Let me know your order as soon as you receive your reminder email.
Click here to see a list of what we offer.

Indianapolis clients, I can deliver to your appointment too,
or you can support our retailers in Indy, found here:
Ezra’s Enlightened Cafe
Good Earth Natural Food Co.
Rupp Holistic Health and Integrative Medicine
Rockwell Naturopath

Thanks for trying our delicious cultured veggies and drinks!

Louisiana clients,
I will be unable to return to offer sessions for the forseeable future.
Should something change, I’ll post here.
In the meanwhile, I am available for phone consults if you’d like to keep working together.
Thank you for our time together!

All photos and images and text copyright 2019 Megan Assaf.

“I will begin by saying, the “massage” was the best I have experienced over 40 years. Italics because it was so much more than a massage. My gait has improved and almost (my) normal.”


“Thank you for the wonderful massage. My breasts feel much lighter and less congested and my uterus feels tall again!”